He's so low profile it's impossible to even know anything about him. He's not on the search engines. I looked his name up and the highest turnout were 6 results, with only his surname turning up. Now considering he's a full-time leader of some Abba denomination, that's kinda fishy if you ask me. He's not even in friendster. The closest I saw was an account under his first name, and what appears to be a picture of a baby I fear to be his.

Maybe they don't do that. Maybe they need to live a life of seclusion and service. I need to accept it. I need to accept these things. After all, he's got two kids already, I think. What more have I to be afraid of? My worst fears have come to pass twice in the days of yore.

*Sirens ring in my head and screams, Will you stop this?! He's married for crying out loud!* Damn he is.